Wear something bright & turn away
   Imagine girls behaving in that way
   Why don't you pack your bags & leave?
   Look here's another bruise I didn't see
   You can't say "it doesn't really matter"
   This isn't t.v., he isn't William Shatner
   Oh I've told you before
   These days you look so pale & thin
   Wave down a bus & let's be rid of him
   You've spent this night beside you t.v. set
   Remember when you used to laught at it
   You laughed a bit
   You can't say "it doesn't really matter"
   This isn't t.v., he isn't William Shatner
   Oh I've told you before
   You can't say "it doesn't really matter"
   This isn't t.v., he isn't William Shatner