Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair (like Chairry !)
   Let the fun begin, it's time to let down your hair !
   Pee-wee's SO excited,
   'Cause all his friends have been invited (that's you !)
   To go wacky, at Pee-wee's Playhouse!
  
   There's a crazy rhythm, comin' from Puppetland (what that ?)
   Dirty Dog, Cool Cat, and Chicky Baby are the Puppet Band (yeah !)
   He's got a couple of talkin' fish,
   and a genie who'll grant a wish -
   Golly, it's cuckoo at Pee-wee's Playhouse !
  
   Globey's spinnin', Mr. Window's grinnin',
   'Cause Pterri's flyin' by (hello !)
   The Flowers are singin', the Picture Phone is ringin',
   And the Dinosaur family goes, "Hi!"
   Mr. Kite's soarin', Conky's still a snorin',
   There's the flashing Magic Screen.
   The Cowntess is so classy, Randy's kinda sassy -
   A nuttier establishment you've never seen !
   Spend the day with Pee-wee and you'll see what we mean ! (Come on !)
  
   Get outta bed, there'll be no more nappin'! (Wake up!)
   'Cause you've landed in a place where anything can happen -
   Now we've given you fair warnin' !
   It's gonna be that kind of mornin' -
   For bein' wacky !
   For getting nutty !
   Golly, it's cuckoo !
   At Pee-wee's Playhouse !