I got a girl she likes classical
  She likes Beethoven and don't we all
  I've tried to tell her to teach her
  to turn her on to Rossini
  With a bang and a boom
  and catchy little tune by Rossini
  We're music lovers well that's what they say
  But we're different in many ways
  Now there's Nigel, he likes classical
  He plays the fiddle and don't we all
  I've tried to tell him to teach him
  to turn him on to Rossini