I went to court today
  They took my license away for operating OUI
  I saw the magisrate, He said kid get it straight
  You just cant drink and drive
    I took my old Ford van
  Full of empty beer cans, Drove up Route 106
  I passed a police man, He pulled me over
  And then said "Recite Your Alphabet"
  "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST"
  And then I stopped at U
  I didnt quite know what I'd do
  I guess I failed the mans sobriety test
    But Im Not Guilty
  Your Guilty
  Well Im Not Guilty
  Your Guilty
    I had to wait in jail, Till my mom could get me bail
  I got a lawyer too, He said I might be in luck
  For 75 hundred bucks, To see what he could do
    But Im Not Guilty
  Your Guilty
  Well Im Not Guilty
  Your Guilty
    But Im Not Guilty
  Your Guilty
  No Im Not Guilty
  Your Guilty
  Im Not Guilty
  So Please Wont You Give Me My License Back