Let me paint
  You a picture
  Or two just telling
  You what I'd like
  To do get a twelve
  Pack and sit on
  The beach and
  Look at all the
  Hookers I'll never
  Meet there saying
  "Look at me"
  "Look at me"
  "Look at me"
  "Look at me"
  Maybe I'll bleach
  My hair or grow it
  Out long I'll buy
  A surfboard and lay
  Out all day long
  I'm the mammoth
  For you to nurture
  And I just want
  You to think you'll
  Be screwing a surfer
  "Look at me"
  "Look at me"
  "Look at me"
  "Look at me"