I'm all freaked out
  I'm all tweaked out
  I'm being chased by insects
  And I wanna eat my cigarettes
  I can't hang out
  I'm all strung out
  I've got to grab me by the throat
  I've got to herd me like a goat
    A cigarette is all you get
  So hold your fire, don't light it yet
    I'm all mixed up
  I gotta fix me up
  I wanna pull my tongue out
  And turn my nostrils inside out
  I'm all dried up
  I'm all fried up
  I wanna burn things now and then
  If I've been talkin' to businessmen
    A cigarette is all you get
  So hold your fire, don't light it yet
    I'm all shook up
  I wanna get hooked up
  I wanna listen to Elvis
  I wanna shake my pelvis
  I wanna take the train downtown
  I wanna hear some Junior Brown
  I wanna move my groovy hips
  I wanna bite my shaky lips
    A cigarette is all you get
  So hold your fire, don't light it yet