Monday morning is not Monday morning till Taylor has his coffee
  Friday night is not Friday night till Jessie leaves the room sweaty
  Tuesday morning is not Tuesday morning till Nick has his talk with is son
  Thursday night is not Thursday night till Chris has sex with his bass
  
  Come on to the weekend
  'Cause the weekend I'll get high
  Hold off till the weekend
  There's too much time
  I think they are really nice guys
  
  Tuesday morning is Wednesday afternoon when you cry all night
  Wednesday early we fall into work all caught up in the day by day
  Thursday morning is not Thursday morning till Alanis says: "How's your life?
  How's your life? Hey, how's your life? How's your life?"
  
  Come on to the weekend
  'Cause the weekend I'll get by
  Hold off till the weekend
  'Cause there's too much time to think and not much time to cry
  Hold off till the weekend
  'Cause the weekend we'll be high
  Hold off till the weekend
  'Cause there'll be no time but we'll get by
  
  What if there were no more mother's boys?
  What if no one shared their humble experience?
  What if there were no consequences?
  What if there were no more arguments?
  Wouldn't that be a shame?
  Would that be impossible?
  And you would be bored
  'Cause you wouldn't want any other way...
  
  Hold on till the weekend
  'Cause the weekend I'll get by
  Hold off till the weekend
  'Cause the man upstairs has the really nice skies
  Hold off till the weekend
  'Cause the weekend I'll get high
  Hold off till the weekend
  'Cause we may look strange but we surely will get by
  
  What if there were no more mother's boys
  What if we all had no thinking together
  Wouldn't that be a shame...
  Would that be impossible?
  And you would be bored?
  'Cause you wouldn't want it any other way....